Showing posts with label The Bonnet Rating System. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Bonnet Rating System. Show all posts

Monday, January 19, 2009

The Bonnet Rating System

I've decided to reformat my blog and so the bonnet ratings will now be a blog entry. :)

5 Bonnets: You've swooned and gone to Jane Austen heaven. (It must have been a Colin Firth sighting.)

4 Bonnets: It's a truth universally acknowledged that it's a good adaptation all around. It's got wit, it's got period costumes, it's Jane. But there's no Colin Firth.

3 Bonnets: It's like a trip to Meryton, but only to find out all of the officers have gone to Brighton.

2 Bonnets: Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted? At least it's Jane Austen.

1 Bonnet: Listening to Mr. Collins read Fordyce's Sermons is better.

0 Bonnets: It's what life would be like if Lizzy had married Mr. Collins. (Just chuck the book, movie or otherwise into the fire.)